Sunday, January 4, 2009

More Interesting Product Lables

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex: Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.Bic Lighter Ignite lighter away from face.
Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume

Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.

Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign Cemetery Road: Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign: Thou shalt not park

Silk Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food

Beach Ball CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

Infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Curling IronWarning: This product can burn eyes.

Hair Dryer: Do not use in shower: Do not use while sleeping.

Hand-held Massaging Device: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

A toilet at a public sports facility: Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Container of Underarm Deodorant: Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter: Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray: May irritate eyes.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock": Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A frisbeeWarning: May contain small parts.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush: Do not use orally.

A birthday card for a 1 year old: Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Heated seat cushionWarning: Do not use on eyes.

2 comments:

Barry said...

These are hilarious!

I can remember reading several of them on the products without realizing just how dumb they were.

So now I wonder what that make me?

Don't answer that.

Nurse Nightingale said...

LOL, well, take into consideration that they are required by law to post those warnings AFTER someone has done it and been hurt... What does that make the people who made those same mistakes? Thanks for reading Barry!