Monday, October 1, 2007
The Top 20 Proposed Product Renamings
Starbucks -- Costsbucks
Double Cheese 'n' Bacon Whopper -- BK Angioplasty
Lawn Darts -- Kid Kabobs
Hungryman Dinner -- Buffet in a Box
Ford Excursion -- Ford Excessive
SuperMaxx Condoms -- Wishful Thinking, Little Man!
YouTube -- YouScrewedUpAndNowTheWholeWorldCanSeeItOnTheirTube
Cell Phone -- Cinemus Interruptus
Boca Burgers -- I Can't Believe It's Not Ground-Up Bull Groin!
Windows Vista -- Microsoft Do_It-Yourself Doorstop Kit
Big Mouth Billy Bass -- Redneck Detector 3000
Silly Putty -- I Cannot Believe It Is Not Detonator Placement Medium Made Easily Available by Foolish Americans!
Febreeze -- Stank-B-Gone
Lamborghini Murcielago -- P-Magnet Twatcatcher
GI Joe -- Gee, I Prevent Your Little Guy From Growing Up to Be a Metrosexual -- or WORSE!
Red Bull -- Ritalinade
Toyota Prius -- Toyota Smug Little Tree-Hugging Prick
Doritos -- BongSnax
Dunkin Donuts -- Morning Glory Food
Flowbee -- Christ, My Hair Looks Bad!
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