Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream,
'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!!
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:-)))
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